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BIG FAT ENDGAME POST
MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT
so a majority of this is just going to be me yodeling out of my own asshole because i’m literally going fucking feral and have been for about three straight hours and i’ve literally cried myself to the point of almost fainting from dehydration anyways y’all been warned lmao
TONY FU GUKING CLAPPED BACK H A R D IN THE BEGINNING THE W A Y BOB DOWNEY JUS FUCKIGN WENT FOR THAT WHOLE FUCKING SCENE MEATY AS F U C K ON MYG GYOD the way he said liar had me going into a damn near conniption fit rIGHT THERE
starting the movie off with jeremy renner and giving a shit about hawkeye in the movie.......big fat n*ce
SOMEHOW I FORGOT HE WAS MARRIED TO VELMA DINKLEY
linda cardelini is so incredibly valid i caNT
S C C OT T
HOLY FCUK
PAUL RUDD FUCKIGN FLEXED HUH
WHEN HE’S SEARCHIGN FOR CASSIE’S NAME IN THE GRAVEYARD YALL I ABOUT SHIT A B R I C K
‘ anyone seen a piece of shit van??? ’
so anyways when scott reunites with cassie and finds out that she’s grown up in the five years its been i coiuldn’t stop thinking of my own dad and that got even worse when tony goes out into the woods on his n pep’s lil lakeside cabin the way he’s interacting with mORGAN
MORGAN FUC VGKIN STARK
‘ mommy sent me to come rescue you ’ IM SO
GOD HIS FACE WHEN THEY SHOW UP TO HIS FUCKING HOUSE GOD I LVOE HIM
scott is DOING HIS BEST
‘ it’s nOT....like time traVEl its..........ok that’s exactly what it is ’ YFODSAUFDSKALL IDIOT i lov u
scott actually having MAJOR anxiety and being nervous, the way he paces, getting lost, speech patterns, ugH
am i even gonna be able to finish this post??? PROBABLY NOT
im literally already emotional all over again jsut thinking about it
god tony rly said fuck thanos rights
steve rogers rly earned my respect in the course of this movie and that is one HELL of an uphill battle god bless america’s ass
that was just robert staring at evans’ ass for the hell of it dont lie to me there was NO ACTING REQUIRED
HULK MESH BRUCE IM SO!!!!!!!!!!!
thor was fuckgin beautifully done bc he’s fuckgin depressed and dealing with the repercussios of being a failure and id die for him oh mgyoD???!?!?! let him play fortnite shut the fuck up
as soon as bruce mentions thanos’ name you see how fuckign broken thor really is and i Felt That
THE WAY BRUCE SPEAKS TO THOR IS SO IMPORTANT ABOUT HOW MUCH HE VALUES HIM AND HOW MUCH MERIT HE HAS AND IM JUST A BIG FAT FUCKIGN MESS OVER JUST THE INTERACTIONS IN HIS LIL NEW ASGARD CABIN
ALSO TONY AND NEBULA PLAYING GAMES AND HIM TEACHING HER HOW TO AND ABT SPORTSMANSHIP AND WHEN SHE PROPS HIM UP WHEN HES SLEEPING AND PROBABLY THINKING HES GONNA DIE AND ACCEPTING THAT UNTIL CAROL SHOWS UP
THAT SHIT HURTED
i literally cant fuckgin procss everything that happened there was so fuc f gkin much
“““““““howard potts”““““““
PEPPER DID THAT DID THAT
IF Y’ALL EVER LEAVE PEPPER OUT OF SHIT AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL END YOU MY FUC GKIN SELF
HOLY FUCK SHE WAS SO POWERFUL
UGH
WE STAN THE MARVEL QUEEN S
strange making direct eye contact with tony and tony fucking k n e w
in conclusion tony stark was, is, and always will be the absolute heart of the marvel cinematic universe we know and not even his death can change that
avengers Actual Literal Inarguable Proof That Tony Stark Has A Heart endgame
sAM!!! GETTING!!!! TO BE!!!! CAP!!!!! GOD!!!!! THATS WHAT I DESERVE
wong being the absolute LEGEND he is for like FIVE WHOLE SECONDS OF ME LOVING HIM IRREVOCABLY
jeremy renner getting the fucking respect he deserves lord in heaven i love clint barton so fuckgin mjuch dond tfuc gkin touc h me
say what u want abt scarjo but my god she DID THAT did that
BRUCE REALIZING NATASHA WAS GONE MY ABSOLUTE H E A R T
I COULTN TELL FROM THE GIFS IF TONY WAS THE ONE SAYING HUH THIS IS NICE WHEN HE HUGGED PETER BC HONESTLY IT CAN GO BOTH WAYS AND FRANKLY THEY KILLED ME
peter saying tony
i want to fucking die
im taking legal custody of morgan edwin antoinette baby girl stark
please watch this movie i’m literally beggin gyou
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